theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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