Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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