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I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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