Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
im on a boat
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