fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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