This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Randomize
