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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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