i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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