It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
ttyl tear gas
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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