people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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