I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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