thus making me awesome and them whores
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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