yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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