I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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