He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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