Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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