Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Randomize
