Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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