We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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