i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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