he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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