I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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