i permit you to call me
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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