He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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