I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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