Just mADE A PArabola og urine
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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