she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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