I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
meet me or not, i'm out of control
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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