He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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