the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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