He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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