I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
