Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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