hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i barfeds in our rink
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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