I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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