I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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