Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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