Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I am in a vortex of obligation.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
She needs sedatives and a leash
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Randomize
