i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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