Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
