why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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