Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I have demons in me.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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