please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I just found a bag of teeth...
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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