My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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