But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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