You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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