I feel like abortions should bother me more
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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