Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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