if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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