the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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