When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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