Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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