in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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